Miss Adventures in Dating… Too good to not share

I am brand new to the Blogosphere… did I spell that right? IS that right? Blog-o-sphere?? *sigh*

Anyways, I am NOT new to the internet. I have had this profile and this blog less than 12 hours and I am already getting spammed!! Seriously? So, are we ready to laugh at this person’s expense? What a tool…

(*by the way, I do a direct copy and paste, all the typos,grammatical errors, capitalization and punctuation (or lack of), and broken English belong to the original author. The only thing I will ever edit will be private or personally identifying information, links to websites, and at times, like this, I will add snarky comments to the post where required)

OK, on with the main event ~

“Heya i’m for the first time here. I found this board and I find It really useful & it helped me out a lot. I hope to give something back and help others like you aided me.

How to Find a *”fucking clue, do you really think I am that stupid?!?”*

Falling in love might feel closer to a daydream than possible for many with busy lives. But it is possible and the *”WebsiteIhaveneverheardof”* team have created a dating experience “100 percent dedicated to the community and providing a place for people to find genuine love and happiness.”

Below they explain why loveless singles should try their site.

What inspired “I’mnotpromotingyourdatingsiteonmyblog”?
“INPYDSOMB”.com was inspired by love, building a community for people all over to find love in a safe easy fashion.

How does the site work?
“Desperateattentionseekers”.com is a very easy site to use with a lot of functionality, you are able to search for people through a variety of different ways, location, gender, and age just to name a few, send and receive flirt requests and mail, and also the ability to browse states, to be able to find a match more quickly that will make you happy.

Why is this an important addition to the online dating community?
“Shamelessplug”.com is a very important addition to the online dating community, our site allows many to express their self truly and find a match for them that would be exciting and allow both to enjoy each other for life.

What separates you from similar and traditional sites?
Many things separate us from other online dating sites because we’re much more than a dating site,
we’re an online community focused on providing quality for interested people to come together and enjoy each other.

How long has “shamelessspamming” been around? Growth?
“Ireallyhavenothingbettertodothancopyandpastethisonblogsallovertheinterntforfivecentsapost”.com has been around for eight months. We are a strong community and welcome anyone to join for free and find love today.

Who is drawn into your site?
A variety of people are drawn to our site, people looking for different things and different people, knowing they’ll have the
option to find the mate there looking for. (and people that don’t have, or know, how to use search engines and instead rely on clicking on links on spammy comments left on random blogs!)

What’s next?
Next we will continue to build our community and come up with more ways for people to find love all over the world, easily. (Try taking out your wallet and taking out an ad, you MIGHT get some credibility!)

*I’manassholeforspammingyourblog”.com has many singles from all over the world that are looking to meet you right now,  (*most are from Nigeria, but don’t let that stop you!) “Sellingbullshitandblowingsunshineupyourass”.com is the number one place to find love online and the quickest place to find a date everyone should register now and browse for free what do you got to loose? (****AAARRRG!!!! IT is LOSE!!! WHAT HAVE YOU GOT TO LOSE!!!! FREAKING MORON!!! “Loose” is to “Lose” as in “I have been been able to LOSE some weight and now my jeans are LOOSE!”****)  Find your match now  (because, you know, a website that has been around for 8 months has the power to become “the number one place to find love online” over and beyond sites that have been around for YEARS that have proven match results… and I personally know several happy couples that met on reputable sites, so I still have hope!)

Join now easy and free”

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6 thoughts on “Miss Adventures in Dating… Too good to not share

    • Compared to my drunken 2 AM bloggings on MySpaz? I could deal with the spammers there, I can handle it here 😉

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