Seriously. If your basic English skills are not at least on the level of a 3rd grader you kind of deserve whatever you get… Unless English is not your first language, then you get a pass, but OMG some of these profiles are just painful to look at…
Today’s winner – The problem I have is that this profile reads like a second grade child saw too many John Hughes movies and then wrote a profile for his daddy. Proof reading, Spell Check and a friend to read it for you should be the triple crown standard.
Guys, no woman is going to believe a profile that waxes on about love and best friends. When a woman is craving that kind of schmaltz we will pick up a smutty romance “novel”. Be honest, but don’t be “too” honest. If you love sunset walks on the beach and cry every time you watch the movie Ghost, that is awesome, but let us discover that about you in person. I love a man that has a romantic soul, but this profile screams “trying toooooooo hard and desperate” to me.
Well, either that or it’s another Nigerian scam profile…
Buckle up kids, this might be a bumpy ride…
I feel im a good man with a lot of love to give. I believe it’s ok to be friends first in a relationship. There’s nothing wrong with getting to know someone. I enjoy talking to different people. Love can be found anywhere, even in the strangest places, if you’re open-minded enough to let love find you… I’d like a good woman in my life, so that we can experience happiness together.
What I’m doing with my life
Growing & changing into the man my parents want me to be, striving to better myself.
I’m really good at
Listening, appreciating people,being there for my friends & love one’s if I can help.
The first things people usually notice about me
Im a positive person & thinker. I get along well with people. Polite & respectful.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I like exciting fiction & romance novels. Im into good action movies. TV, Surviver, latenite shows . Music, R&B,.Jazz. Food, bbq, seafood, pasta & health food.
The six things I could never do without
Family, real friends, God, my Mother & Father, Grandma!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How im a individual who spends a great deal of his time wondering why he’s not happier. I have found that the only thing that does bring me some form of happiness, is doing something good for somebody who is incapable of doing it for themselves.
On a typical Friday night I am
Relaxing, reading a nice book. Talking to family members, catching up.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Anytime I watch a sad, heartfelt, or sentimental movie, I cry like a baby. I inherited that side of me from my mom. Thanks.”